how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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