Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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