it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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