Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
wow bdsm is so cute
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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