at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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