Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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