I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Its about making memories worth repressing
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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