Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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