is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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