Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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