belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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