I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So vagazzling was a success
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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