Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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