I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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