I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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