Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
honey bunches of taint.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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