is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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