your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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