we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I seem to have left my pride at pride
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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