You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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