Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm jealous of your bromance
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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