thus making me awesome and them whores
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
