All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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