I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
