Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
