we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.