I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.