just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i'm high and self actualising, please send help