I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop