I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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