Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
