This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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