Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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