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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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