When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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