How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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