BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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