I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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