I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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