I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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