You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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