I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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