how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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