k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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