guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Duck Duck Cougar?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
