Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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