we have officially mastered the walk of shame
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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