im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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