My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
