We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
