I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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