Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I need to calm my uterus...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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