I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize