And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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