I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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